Walter Ong walks into a bar, sits at a stool where he can talk to the bartender, and orders himself a whisky. He tries to make conversation with the bartender but the bartender is too busy scrambling around making drinks. He's only giving Ong a fraction of the attention that he wants. Ong looks to his right and sees a group of girls - probably in their 20's and asks them how they're doing. They immediately start giggling and texting each other. They're showing each other pictures on social media and stalking a boy they think is cute. Ong murmurs under his breath, "This is why oral culture is fading and losing its prominence." Frustrated, he looks to his left to see if there's anyone else nearby that he can strike up a conversation with - after all - he doesn't have a phone because he doesn't believe in them. He likes to communicate solely through orality and literacy. In simpler terms, he's a talker and a reader. Those are the two most important qualities about him. Unfortunately, the bar stool to his left is empty so it looks like Ong is out of luck.
Five minutes later, Joan Didion walks into the same bar. Conveniently enough, she sits one seat over from Walter Ong. She's alone and she orders herself a glass of wine. While she waits for her drink, she pulls out her phone and starts texting. Naturally, Walter Ong murmurs under his breath, "Of course, another hopeless individual whose biggest concerns lie behind the screen on their cellphone." Ong thought he said it quietly, but Didion heard every word that came out of his mouth.
"Excuse Me? How dare you criticize me. You don't know anything about me and have no right to make any of those assumptions. At least keep your thoughts to yourself."
Didion gets up to walk away and as she's leaving, she says to herself, "I have my own issues with society and you don't hear me publicizing those." She takes her drink and moves across the bar to a table by herself. She takes out a notepad and a pen an starts writing.
Ong takes a minute to soak in Didion's last comment. Curiosity gets the best of him and he can't help but wonder what Didion meant. What are her problems with society? He orders another drink while he tries to consider all the options of what Joan Didion, a young woman on her cellphone, could possibly have problems with. Once his drink arrives, he grabs it and ventures toward Didion's table.
"What do you want and why are you following me?" Didion asks in an aggressive tone.
"I'm sorry. I think we got off on the wrong foot. I couldn't help but overhear your last comment about your problems with society. I can't help but wonder what you mean. I have my own issues with society and the incoming generations and I would love to compare opinions. Personally, I believe strongly in oral communication. I think it's critical that we talk about this stuff with our peers and let future generations know how truly important it is."
Didion stares at him for a second with a confused expression on her face. She sits there in silence for a minute before she responds. Then, a slight smirk emerges on her face. "I'm Joan Didion. Why don't you have a seat so we can talk."